tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30877723698235524232008-10-28T09:43:07.728-07:00Taking a tip from the short and sometimes odd reviews found in the Japanese game magazine, Famitsu, our intrepid group of game reviewers will strive to capture the essence of a game in just three short lines comprised of just 17 beautiful syllables. Join us, won't you?Svenucenoreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-85314745606558214012007-10-10T17:49:00.000-07:002007-10-11T10:57:41.803-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/TN7180_victory-744314.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/TN7180_victory-744311.jpg" border="0" /></a>A literal name<br /><br />My sixty minutes of pain.<br /><br />Hitler is ashamed<br /><br /><br /><br />(This Haiku Is Dedicated to the Brave WW II Veterans Who Are Missing Limbs and Have to Live With This Travesty of a Game.)Hammyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01722671544517911949noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-11296030673884926652007-09-21T11:30:00.000-07:002007-09-21T11:31:57.078-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/180px-Catan360-778714.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="127" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/180px-Catan360-778712.jpg" width="206" border="0" /></a>Fucking trade with me!<br /><div><br />That black asshat’s on my square</div><div><br />Out of bricks again?</div>Gonzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-74753216955240281332007-09-21T11:29:00.001-07:002007-09-21T11:33:05.497-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/puzzlefighter-701122.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 197px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 126px" height="152" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/puzzlefighter-701118.jpg" width="197" border="0" /></a>No uprezzed sprites here?<br /><div><br />Death blow, gems shoved in your mouth</div><div><br />Speed drop the diamond!</div>Gonzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-34949623858458021752007-09-21T11:27:00.001-07:002007-09-21T11:29:21.246-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/vivapinata-743099.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 164px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 178px" height="186" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/vivapinata-743066.jpg" width="177" border="0" /></a><br /><p>Bunnies make babies<br /><br />I love feeding them to snakes<br /><br />Shovel smash feels good</p><br /><div></div>Gonzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-21795502386270992462007-09-21T11:26:00.001-07:002007-09-21T11:32:39.460-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/def-jam-icon-1-704673.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="123" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/def-jam-icon-1-704669.jpg" width="212" border="0" /></a> <div>Wannabe rapper</div><div><br />Punching my way up ladders</div><div><br />And music fits how?</div>Gonzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-54101296912124648032007-09-21T11:24:00.001-07:002007-09-21T11:26:00.925-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/edf2017-707694.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="134" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/edf2017-707679.jpg" width="227" border="0" /></a> <div>Don’t even bother </div><div><br />Wasted two hours of my life </div><div><br />It’s a horrible</div>Gonzonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-20504771894139898132007-09-20T10:21:00.000-07:002007-09-20T10:32:18.265-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/bumblebee_cary_truck_new-718702.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 185px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 117px" height="131" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/bumblebee_cary_truck_new-718700.jpg" width="236" border="0" /></a> Shooting does nothing<br /><div><br />Want boss fight secret? Throw cars</div><div><br />More then meets the ass.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>Gonzonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-21879532490954389692007-09-19T14:30:00.000-07:002007-09-20T14:37:17.258-07:00<a href="http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/803/803719/warhawk-20070711051211295.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/803/803719/warhawk-20070711051211295.jpg" border="0" /></a>Swarm missiles explode<br /><br />Infantry destroy Warhawks<br /><br />Server full, game crashSnafunoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-28005837436520669632007-09-14T16:33:00.000-07:002007-09-14T16:39:29.575-07:00<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2007/04/carcassonness2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2007/04/carcassonness2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Build roads to nowhere </div><div><br />Ha, I fucked up your castle </div><div><br />Ass won with farmers</div>Snafunoreply@blogger.com0