tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:43:07 +0000Taking a tip from the short and sometimes odd reviews found in the Japanese game magazine, Famitsu, our intrepid group of game reviewers will strive to capture the essence of a game in just three short lines comprised of just 17 beautiful syllables. Join us, won't you?http://www.haikugamereviews.com/noreply@blogger.com (Svenuce)Blogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-8531474560655821401Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:49:00 +00002007-10-11T10:57:41.803-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/TN7180_victory-744314.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/TN7180_victory-744311.jpg" border="0" /></a>A literal name<br /><br />My sixty minutes of pain.<br /><br />Hitler is ashamed<br /><br /><br /><br />(This Haiku Is Dedicated to the Brave WW II Veterans Who Are Missing Limbs and Have to Live With This Travesty of a Game.)http://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/10/hour-of-victory.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hammy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-1129603067388492665Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:30:00 +00002007-09-21T11:31:57.078-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/180px-Catan360-778714.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="127" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/180px-Catan360-778712.jpg" width="206" border="0" /></a>Fucking trade with me!<br /><div><br />That black asshat’s on my square</div><div><br />Out of bricks again?</div>http://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/09/catan-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gonzo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-7475321695524028133Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:29:00 +00002007-09-21T11:33:05.497-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/puzzlefighter-701122.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 197px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 126px" height="152" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/puzzlefighter-701118.jpg" width="197" border="0" /></a>No uprezzed sprites here?<br /><div><br />Death blow, gems shoved in your mouth</div><div><br />Speed drop the diamond!</div>http://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/09/puzzle-fighter-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gonzo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-3494962385845802175Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:27:00 +00002007-09-21T11:29:21.246-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/vivapinata-743099.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 164px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 178px" height="186" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/vivapinata-743066.jpg" width="177" border="0" /></a><br /><p>Bunnies make babies<br /><br />I love feeding them to snakes<br /><br />Shovel smash feels good</p><br /><div></div>http://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/09/viva-pinata-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gonzo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-2179550238627099246Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:26:00 +00002007-09-21T11:32:39.460-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/def-jam-icon-1-704673.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" height="123" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/def-jam-icon-1-704669.jpg" width="212" border="0" /></a> <div>Wannabe rapper</div><div><br />Punching my way up ladders</div><div><br />And music fits how?</div>http://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/09/def-jam-icon-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gonzo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-5410129691212464803Fri, 21 Sep 2007 18:24:00 +00002007-09-21T11:26:00.925-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/edf2017-707694.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" height="134" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/edf2017-707679.jpg" width="227" border="0" /></a> <div>Don’t even bother </div><div><br />Wasted two hours of my life </div><div><br />It’s a horrible</div>http://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/09/earth-defense-force-2017-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gonzo)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-2050477189413989813Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:21:00 +00002007-09-20T10:32:18.265-07:00<a href="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/bumblebee_cary_truck_new-718702.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 185px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 117px" height="131" alt="" src="http://www.haikugamereviews.com/uploaded_images/bumblebee_cary_truck_new-718700.jpg" width="236" border="0" /></a> Shooting does nothing<br /><div><br />Want boss fight secret? Throw cars</div><div><br />More then meets the ass.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>http://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/09/transformers-game-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Gonzo)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-2187953249095438969Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:30:00 +00002007-09-20T14:37:17.258-07:00PS3Warhawk<a href="http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/803/803719/warhawk-20070711051211295.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/803/803719/warhawk-20070711051211295.jpg" border="0" /></a>Swarm missiles explode<br /><br />Infantry destroy Warhawks<br /><br />Server full, game crashhttp://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/09/warhawk.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Snafu)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087772369823552423.post-2800583743652066963Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:33:00 +00002007-09-14T16:39:29.575-07:00CarcassoneXBLA<a href="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2007/04/carcassonness2.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.joystiq.com/media/2007/04/carcassonness2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Build roads to nowhere </div><div><br />Ha, I fucked up your castle </div><div><br />Ass won with farmers</div>http://www.haikugamereviews.com/2007/09/carcassone-review.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Snafu)0